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We literally can't even begin to tell you how obsessed we are with... Just kidding! But, come on. When are we not talking about Kim Kardashian and what she's wearing or not wearing? Whether you love to hate her or hate to love her is about as important as the $75K diamond earring she lost at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean (cue Kourtney's infamous, "Kim, there are people that are dying" soundbite), but we can't deny how influential she is when it comes to making basics look literally to-die-for. (Last one, we promise.)
Kimmy's uniform usually sounds something like this: sweeping coat, tank top, skinny jeans (knee-rip optional), sandal heels, Céline sunglasses, and a Birkin or two. But sometimes — just sometimes — she shakes things up a bit and makes minor tweaks (think two-piece crop-top-skirt sets). Here, we're cataloguing every time Kim kept it cool in her body-con go-tos — but also those times when she literally broke the internet. (Okay, guess we lied.)
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"Hi, Fashion Police? No, no. You have the wrong number."
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According to Balenciaga, this is the new way to wear your jacket (at least, until it falls off).
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Perhaps a fashion homage to Game of Thrones, Kimmy?
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When the jet's leaving in five and Kanye's ready to go.
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Kim be nimble / Kim be quick / Kim wears a dress that looks like / A candlestick
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Snakeskin to remind the haters that she could bite at any second.
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Your first example of the aforementioned uniform.
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And slay she shall. (All day.)
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A Birkin mini for when she's traveling light.
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Cue fur-coat montage...
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Like mommy, like North.
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It must have been really, really cold for this Miu Miu coat to be necessary. (Or, it was just a gift from Kanye.)
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What else did you expect from the wife of Yeezus?
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We sincerely hope no Dalmatians were harmed in the fabrication of this coat.
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Because who ever said you can't wear lacy underthings in public?
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Who wore it better — Kim or Gwyneth?
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Holy side slit.
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That's some serious Balmain choker game.
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Need. That. Trench.
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We're not exactly sure what type of weather a lewk as varied as this is appropriate for, but consider this your Ugg boot-miniskirt upgrade.
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Need a grommet? Kim's got a few.
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Note: When you're in the mood to let it all hang out, perhaps try custom Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci?
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If #allkhaki is the new #allblack, then we give up, turn in our badges, and go home (to watch KUwtK).
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Classic Kim K.
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Getting some serious Carine Roitfeld vibes here.
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Kimmy, do you even listen to The Ramones? (Just kidding. We love you.)
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Those pockets look empty, Kim. Where are all of your Kardashian Beauty awards-show essentials? Your selfie phone? North and Saint?!
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In all-white for the flight.
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Looks like someone's friends with fringe.
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She spent it all on dressing / French, to be exact / That Balmain was impressive
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It's all about the illusion.
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Ooh, a denim jacket! Something we can actually afford!
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is what "feelin' yourself " looks like.
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Go green (or go home).
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We're still not over this Proenza Schouler moment.
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No question about it: A BLK DNM jacket should be in everyone's closet.
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You'll never guess how much that vintage Metallica T-shirt costs.
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At a book signing for her literary masterpiece Selfish, Kim plays it cool in a one-sleeve wrap dress.
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Behold, the naked dress in its natural habitat.
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