Chrissy Teigen has the best Twitter feed on the internet. Truly.
The Sports Illustrated supermodel and wife of John Legend is a New York Times best-selling author with her cookbook, Cravings, and a TV host on Lip Sync Battle. She is basically a jack of all trades. And she is hilarious.
Teigen's tweets are pure gems, lighting up my often-bleak Twitter feed. I don't know how she does it, but I'm sure as hell glad she does. Of all the life lessons my online guru has taught me, the most important is that one should always tweet from the heart.
So, Teigen, this is for you. Don't ever change. But you could tweet more, that'd be cool.
When she cleansed herself of trolls on her Twitter feed by making her page private.
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When she went a little too far in a Twitter argument.
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When she had specific requirements for her new address.
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When she was curious about the cons of having a big butt.
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When she sent nudes to her husband.
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When she threw the shade on her trolls and haters.
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When she came to this conclusion after watching someone roll a cigarette.
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When she shared a quirky pastime.
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When she pondered on the world's utter fascination with Bey.
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When she admitted she has the eating habits of a grandma.
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When she was honest about her laziness. Peeling oranges is hard.
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When she got real about the things she needs to happen.
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When she taught me how to save battery life on my iPhone.
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When she described "clean eating" in terms of processed cheese.
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When she made me reconsider the accuracy of all those BuzzFeed quizzes.
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When she shamelessly loved herself.
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When she defined "clean eating" in a way that actually makes sense.
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When she drunk tweeted.
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When she ignited a blender war.
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When she recognized her own status in a non-ironic way.
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When she said Pokémon Go is over, because I am SO OVER it, too.
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When she made me scared to be a mom.
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When she spoke the truth about the biggest manufactured pop culture conspiracy theory of our lifetime.
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When she, too, did not know why she has such puffy cheeks.
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When she had no shame in her Bravo game.
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When she revealed the dark side of being a life guru on Twitter.
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